Stupid Little 10 Miler and 5K
2005 10 MI.: 2005 5K:

200510 Miler Awards10 Miler Awards
$30 in prize money and an Oscar-like trophy were given to the 25th finisher overall! We also gave out inexpensive trophies to the overall winners, to the second to last finisher, and to the fastest male & female who would not have received an award otherwise. And for the sake of stupidity, none of the figurines on the trophies were running-related! Meanwhile, the top three finishers in each age group received color certificates featuring odd "personalized running tips", lucky lotto numbers, and a picture of an unidentified crazy-haired scientist sticking his tongue out.

Names of SVR members at the time of the race are in bold print. Also available are the 10 miler overall results and split times. E-mail the race director with any questions or corrections!

Special AwardsSpecial Awards
25th Place Overall
$30 in prize money and an Oscar-like trophy
# name A S city, state time pace o'all in sex 1st?
25.Chris Tate41MMiddleburg, VA1:19:43.97:5825th21stno

Second to Last Overall
race horse trophy
# name A S city, state time pace o'all in sex 1st?
83.Petra Bradley29FCrofton, MD2:07:49.012:4783rd31stno

"I Almost Got Shafted" Award
horse's rear trophy, given to the first male & female who would not have received an award otherwise
# name A S city, state time pace o'all in sex 1st?
FLori Bales36FWinchester, VA1:21:15.98:0836th9thyes
MTom Aldstadt45MWinchester, VA1:17:17.67:4420th17thno

Overall AwardsOverall Awards
Female Overall
1st: bodybuilder trophy; 2nd: goat trophy; 3rd: dart player trophy
# name A S city, state time pace o'all in sex 1st?
1.Brenda Schrank33FWinchester, VA1:08:20.56:506th1stno
2.Renee Weidman39FClarksburg, MD1:14:41.87:2816th2ndyes
3.Nancy Andrews37FAldie, VA1:16:36.97:4019th3rdno

Male Overall
1st: bodybuilder trophy; 2nd: goat trophy; 3rd: dart player trophy
# name A S city, state time pace o'all in sex 1st?
1.Dustin Sweeney22MBerryville, VA58:15.15:501st1stno
2.Michael Vega26MAshburn, VA1:00:09.86:012nd2ndno
3.Charles Bowles22MBoyce, VA1:03:18.26:203rd3rdno

Female Masters
horseshoe pitcher trophy
# name A S city, state time pace o'all in sex 1st?
1.Laeticia Warring42FReston, VA1:18:36.37:5224th4thno

Male Masters
horseshoe pitcher trophy
# name A S city, state time pace o'all in sex 1st?
1.Bill Stahr44MThe Plains, VA1:06:37.56:404th4thno

Female Senior Masters
beauty queen trophy
# name A S city, state time pace o'all in sex 1st?
1.Punkin Lee58FMiddleburg, VA1:43:12.510:1975th25th?

Male Senior Masters
boxer trophy
# name A S city, state time pace o'all in sex 1st?
1.Ed Mayhew59MWinchester, VA1:20:31.28:0331st24thno

Age Group AwardsAge Group Awards
Female 19 & Under
# name A S city, state time pace o'all in sex 1st?
1.Kelsey Shroades18FHedgesville, WV1:46:24.110:3876th26thyes

Male 19 & Under
# name A S city, state time pace o'all in sex 1st?
1.Max Desens16MStafford, VA1:08:10.06:495th5thno

Female 25-29
# name A S city, state time pace o'all in sex 1st?
1.Sarah Roque28FFalls Church, VA1:31:51.79:1161st16th?
2.Meg Roque28FWinchester, VA1:31:52.59:1162nd17thyes
3.Sarah DeBenedictis27FThe Plains, VA1:33:51.39:2365th20thyes
4.Petra Bradley29FCrofton, MD2:07:49.012:4783rd31stno

Male 25-29
# name A S city, state time pace o'all in sex 1st?
1.Michael Brosenne27MShepherdstown, WV1:11:10.67:078th7thno
2.Mike Korin28MFalls Church, VA1:21:04.78:0634th26thno
3.Michael Gutekunst29MAlexandria, VA1:22:00.18:1239th30thno

Male 30-34
# name A S city, state time pace o'all in sex 1st?
1.Justin Forney32MFrederick, MD1:12:08.77:1310th9thyes
2.Brian White33MWinchester, VA1:13:42.47:2214th13thno
3.T.J. Radtke34MReston, VA1:25:16.88:3246th37thno

Female 35-39
# name A S city, state time pace o'all in sex 1st?
1.Monika Bracken39FThe Plains, VA1:19:53.27:5926th5thno
2.Stephanie Hammond37FSpringfield, VA1:20:08.78:0128th6thno
3.Krista Farris35FWinchester, VA1:21:03.58:0633rd8thyes
4.Lori Bales36FWinchester, VA1:21:15.98:0836th9thyes
5.Portia Wood36FRectortown, VA1:29:58.59:0055th12thyes
6.Erin Shanahan37FLeesburg, VA1:30:36.59:0457th13thyes
7.Sue Whitener38FLeesburg, VA1:30:45.99:0558th14thno
8.Cricket B. Whitner37FBluemont, VA1:43:10.910:1973rd24thno
9.Alice E. McNair39FFalls Church, VA2:08:19.412:5084th32ndno

Male 35-39
# name A S city, state time pace o'all in sex 1st?
1.Bill Blackstone38MWinchester, VA1:09:10.36:557th6thno
2.P. Matthew Henry35MShepherdstown, WV1:11:25.37:099th8th?
3.Darrin Costello36MWoodbridge, VA1:14:01.57:2415th14thno
4.Brad Conver36MReston, VA1:23:06.08:1941st32ndyes
5.Henrique Kempenich38MRockville, MD1:25:08.78:3145th36thyes
6.Tim Hoffer38MRound Hill, VA1:29:28.88:5754th43rdyes

Female 40-44
# name A S city, state time pace o'all in sex 1st?
1.Stephanie Dacey44FRound Hill, VA1:27:10.18:4348th10thno
2.Karen Chipman41FWarrenton, VA1:27:49.98:4752nd11thno
3.Diane Adams42FPurcellville, VA1:30:47.49:0559th15thno
4.Mary Ann Shriver40FFrederick, MD1:32:04.59:1263rd18thyes
5.Lisa Welch42FFrederick, MD1:32:05.09:1364th19thyes
6.Heather Kremer41FWinchester, VA1:40:53.610:0568th21stno
7.Ann Robb42FWinchester, VA1:41:17.610:0869th22ndno

Male 40-44
# name A S city, state time pace o'all in sex 1st?
1.Duane Williamson41MWarrenton, VA1:12:23.87:1411th10thno
2.John Shelburne43MWinchester, VA1:12:48.87:1712th11thno
3.Mike Adams43MPurcellville, VA1:18:29.67:5123rd20thno
4.Chris Tate41MMiddleburg, VA1:19:43.97:5825th21stno
5.John Volinsky44MWinchester, VA1:19:57.28:0027th22ndyes
6.Huntington Lyman44MMiddleburg, VA1:20:16.98:0229th23rdyes
7.Mark Desens42MStafford, VA1:23:29.38:2142nd33rdno
8.Mike Caslin41MRound Hill, VA1:24:02.78:2443rd34thno
9.James Rohr44MNew Baltimore, VA1:24:56.38:3044th35thno
10.Russell Kronick43MMiddleburg, VA1:26:48.98:4147th38thyes
11.Mike Span41MWinchester, VA1:27:14.38:4350th40thno
12.Eric Timmons41MWinchester, VA1:30:19.39:0256th44thno
13.Jeff McClellan40MPurcellville, VA1:35:46.69:3566th46thno
14.Ted Stettinius42MUpperville, VA1:43:11.610:1974th50thno

Female 45-49
# name A S city, state time pace o'all in sex 1st?
1.Carolyn Wilson45FMillwood, VA1:20:20.98:0230th7thno
2.Judy Masi45FBerryville, VA1:41:18.310:0870th23rdno
3.Cindy Crow47FJefferson, MD1:47:26.410:4577th27thyes
4.Colleen Snyder49FLinden, VA2:04:28.112:2782nd30thyes

Male 45-49
# name A S city, state time pace o'all in sex 1st?
1.Glenn Gravatt47MHarpers Ferry, WV1:13:15.07:2013th12thno
2.Michael Triantafillou45MWinchester, VA1:15:23.17:3217th15thno
3.Tony Crow45MJefferson, MD1:16:11.27:3718th16thno
4.Tom Aldstadt45MWinchester, VA1:17:17.67:4420th17thno
5.Myron Kremer48MWinchester, VA1:18:02.77:4821st18thno
6.Darrell Hollowell47MLeesburg, VA1:21:17.68:0837th28thno
7.Paul Ulich46MWinchester, VA1:27:10.98:4349th39thyes
8.Chris Guillaudeu49MPurcellville, VA1:27:33.38:4551st41st?
9.John Winkert48MSouth Riding, VA1:41:58.610:1272nd49thno

Male 50-54
# name A S city, state time pace o'all in sex 1st?
1.James Moreland52MGaithersburg, MD1:18:20.17:5022nd19thno
2.Phil Holt50MChantilly, VA1:21:00.98:0632nd25thno
3.Gil Crumrine51MHagerstown, MD1:35:55.79:3667th47thno

Female 55-59
# name A S city, state time pace o'all in sex 1st?
1.Mary Mayhew59FWinchester, VA1:49:48.310:5978th28thyes

Female 60-64
# name A S city, state time pace o'all in sex 1st?
1.Kathy Smart62FBoyce, VA1:53:50.711:2380th29thno

Male 60-64
# name A S city, state time pace o'all in sex 1st?
1.Mike Moye60MLeesburg, VA1:21:23.68:0838th29thyes
2.Imants Celtnieks60MWheaton, MD1:22:38.58:1640th31stno
3.Ray Kitchen60MMartinsburg, WV1:28:19.78:5053rd42ndno
4.Gil Langley62MFairfax, VA1:30:48.69:0560th45thno
5.Glenn Luttrell62MWinchester, VA1:53:08.511:1979th51stno

Male 65-69
# name A S city, state time pace o'all in sex 1st?
1.Douglas Morris66MDelaplane, VA1:21:11.58:0735th27thyes

Male 70 & Over
# name A S city, state time pace o'all in sex 1st?
1.Bob Gurtler70MThe Plains, VA1:41:44.710:1071st48thno
2.Walt Washburn82MVienna, VA1:55:27.611:3381st52ndno

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