Stupid Little 10 Miler and 5K
2001 10 MI.: 2001 5K:

20015K Awards5K Awards
The 19th finisher overall received $15 in prize money and an Oscar-like trophy! We also gave out inexpensive trophies to the overall winners and to the second to last finisher. (There were no recipients of the "I Almost Got Shafted" awards-- intended to be given to the fastest male & female who would not have received an award otherwise-- because every finisher was an award winner.) For the sake of stupidity, none of the figurines on the trophies were running-related! Also, the top three finishers in each age group received color certificates which included "lucky lotto numbers" and odd non sequiturs from the SVR Apple (a cartoon version of the apple which appears in the SVR logo).

Names of SVR members at the time of the race are in bold print. Also available are the 5K overall results and split times. E-mail the race director with any questions or corrections!

Special AwardsSpecial Awards
19th Place Overall
$15 in prize money and an Oscar-like trophy
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19.Alex Gray31MCross Junction, VA27:31.08:5119th13th

Second to Last Overall
pigeon trophy
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23.Mary Kay Moriarty46FFront Royal, VA41:37.913:2423rd9th

"I Almost Got Shafted" Award
horse's rear trophy, given to the first male & female who would not have received an award otherwise
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Fno winner       
Mno winner       

First Male Named "Neal Riemenschneider"
special certificate for the guy who measured the 10 miler & 5K courses for us!
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1.Neal Riemenschneider46MWinchester, VA19:17.06:12**

Overall AwardsOverall Awards
Female Overall
1st: bodybuilder trophy; 2nd: goat trophy; 3rd: gymnast trophy
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1.Jane Lewis35FMartinsburg, WV22:02.07:064th1st
2.Kathy Manzo46FCasanova, VA23:12.47:288th2nd
3.Laura Arslan32FWinchester, VA23:27.67:3310th3rd

Male Overall
1st: bodybuilder trophy; 2nd: goat trophy; 3rd: gymnast trophy
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1.Randy Wingfield56MWinchester, VA20:39.86:391st1st
2.Kennon Yeck40MMt. Jackson, VA20:48.56:422nd2nd
3.Bob Hickox27MFrederick, MD20:58.56:453rd3rd

Female Masters
horseshoe pitcher trophy
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1.Mary Kay Moriarty46FFront Royal, VA41:37.913:2423rd9th

Male Masters
horseshoe pitcher trophy
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1.Peter Blank46MAnnandale, VA22:34.67:165th4th

Age Group AwardsAge Group Awards
Female 11-14
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1.Audrey Lawrence11FBerryville, VA27:22.28:4917th5th

Male 11-14
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1.Ian Isleib12MBerryville, VA24:07.97:4614th10th
2.Michael Boutwell12MWinchester, VA26:35.58:3416th12th

Female 25-29
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1.Beth Whitehead25FWinchester, VA27:23.08:4918th6th
2.Alison Smith27FWinchester, VA31:44.710:1322nd8th
3.Christa Kelly25FWinchester, VA41:38.113:2424th10th

Male 25-29
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1.Ron Madagan27MStephens City, VA24:05.97:4513th9th

Female 30-34
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1.Lori Bales32FWinchester, VA24:04.07:4512th4th

Male 30-34
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1.Francis Paternoster31MFrederick, MD23:01.27:256th5th
2.Alex Gray31MCross Junction, VA27:31.08:5119th13th

Female 35-39
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1.Kim Weisgerber-Craig35FWinchester, VA27:58.29:0020th7th

Male 35-39
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1.Guy Tomberlin37MBluemont, VA23:01.57:257th6th
2.David Craig35MWinchester, VA27:58.59:0021st14th

Male 40-44
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1.Chip Dodson43MBerryville, VA23:44.77:3911th8th

Male 45-49
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1.Mark Anderson45MWinchester, VA24:38.07:5615th11th

Male 50-54
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1.Tom Raymond54MMartinsburg, WV23:26.17:339th7th

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